{"product_id":"great-craic-fridge-magnet","title":"Great Craic Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eA drunk rang Dublin airport and inquired: 'How long does it take to fly to New York fromDublin?'\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'Just a second,' said the receptionist.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eThank you,' said the drunk and replaced the phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eTom and Jim always drank together and when Jim became hospitalised Tom continued going to the same pub alone but he still bought two small whiskies for old time's sake.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eAfter about a month of this the barman was surprised one evening when Tom ordered only one drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'Has poor Jim passed away?' he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'No, no,' said Tom. 'I gave up the booze myself.'\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eThe phone went in the hospital casualty department.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'Hello,' said a frantic voice. 'It's Mick Doolan here. Can you come quickly, my wife is having a baby.'\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'I see,' said the receptionist. 'And is this her first child?'\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003e'No,' said Doolan, 'this is her husband speaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake someone's day with this great joke book!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gill","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":55123865928067,"sku":"9780717147755","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0910\/3664\/7811\/files\/1b61eef7990d6c5cdaa4a4d902499c5b.jpg?v=1741011109","url":"https:\/\/shop.gill.ie\/products\/great-craic-fridge-magnet","provider":"Gill","version":"1.0","type":"link"}