{"product_id":"overheard-in-dublin-again","title":"Overheard in Dublin Again","description":"\u003cp\u003eTalking in the canteen yesterday about pets and the likes, one girl known for confusing her words came out with this in front of six or seven of us: ‘My cousin has a few birds but isn’t allowed keep them in the house, so he built an actuary out the back for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e’A few weeks ago walking past the statue of ‘Phil Lynott’ I noticed an American couple. The wife (I presume) said, ‘Quick, George, take a photo of me beside Michael Jackson!’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSitting in the bog in a city-centre pub after a few scoops, the bloke in the next cubicle says, ‘Howya, how’s it goin’?’ to which I reply, ‘Ah, not too bad!’ Then he says, ‘Sorry!’ and I say again, ‘Not too bad!’ Then he says, ‘Listen I’ll ring you back, there’s some lunatic in the jacks next to me!’ I cringed — and waited till he left!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gill Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":55123756614019,"sku":"9780717142941","price":8.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0910\/3664\/7811\/files\/9780717142941.jpg?v=1775649350","url":"https:\/\/shop.gill.ie\/products\/overheard-in-dublin-again","provider":"Gill","version":"1.0","type":"link"}