{"product_id":"short-back-and-sides","title":"Short Back and Sides","description":"\u003cp\u003eCustomer: “Soccer will never take off in America; it’s just not going to happen!”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nBarber: “I heard a quote in a movie “Americans will never embrace soccer!”\"\u003cbr\u003e\r\nCustomer: “Who said that?”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nBarber: “Homer Simpson in the Simpsons Movie!”\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eFemale Barber: (approaching a customer in the waiting area) “you know the way you always give me a fiver tip?”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nCustomer: (A little surprised) “Yea?”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nFemale Barber: “Well would there be any chance I could get an advance, it’s just one of the girls is going out for our sandwiches and I have no money!”\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cp\u003eCustomer: “I’m a transparent wall maintenance engineer.”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nBarber: “What is that?”\u003cbr\u003e\r\nCustomer: “I clean the windows at the airport”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThere is something about barber shop conversations that sets them apart from the usual small talk.  Here is a range of stories that Peter Quinns customers have told -  from funny to eye opening. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gill Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":55123886670211,"sku":"9780717149414","price":6.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0910\/3664\/7811\/files\/08d891e360bbce5ab6172d58fb6d1c92.jpg?v=1741011937","url":"https:\/\/shop.gill.ie\/products\/short-back-and-sides","provider":"Gill","version":"1.0","type":"link"}